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PostSubject: The difference between men and women   22/10/2007, 2:19 pm

WOMENíS ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = youíll be sorry
6. We need to talk = youíre in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Youíre very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MENíS ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. i want to have sex with you!
5. I love you = letís have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = Iíd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = Iíd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = Iíd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = Iíd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes donít go with that outfit = Iím gay

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