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PostSubject: Funny   27/11/2007, 8:20 am

The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then, when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir.

Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you". His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane".

Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways. Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side.

"Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat".

Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries. Just before his son's eight birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on".

Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western Movies. Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy, I would like a cowboy outfit". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him the England football team.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny   27/11/2007, 9:56 am

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how patriotic of you!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny   27/11/2007, 7:48 pm

Kat wrote:
how patriotic of you!!

God Save The Queen.

There,you can't get any more patriotic than that. lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny   28/11/2007, 2:08 am

well, looking at this country now I would say

God HELP the queen.... hehhehe

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PostSubject: Re: Funny   28/11/2007, 2:13 am

She's loaded she can save herself :)
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