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PostSubject: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 12:27 pm

On the 12 days of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
10 tins of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 12:46 pm

I have much better words to that....... comes from being a Manchester United fan and having a season ticket for 3 years..... ;-)
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 12:49 pm

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I have much better words to that....... comes from being a Manchester United fan and having a season ticket for 3 years..... ;-)

Get them posted then. lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 12:53 pm

Think you'd all find them a little boring, goes along the lines of :....

12 Cantonas
11 Cantonas
10 Cantonas
9 Cantonas
8 Cantonas
7 Cantonas
6 Cantonas
5 CANTONAS
4 Cantonas
3 Cantonas
2 Cantonas
and an Eric Cantona....... United!...... see, told you :-)
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 12:55 pm

Oh god is that it. 🤣 🤣

You mean Oo ah Cvntana. lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 1:04 pm

Yep, told ya.....

No dissing the King now.......
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 2:00 pm

There's only one king and that ME! 🤣

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 2:04 pm

You wish, lol :-)
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 2:31 pm

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You wish, lol :-)

I am.

Longshanks = King. :nana:

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 4:16 pm

If you say so :-) Eric will always be King in an United fan's eyes.....
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 4:39 pm

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If you say so :-) Eric will always be King in an United fan's eyes.....

Do google search for Longshanks then? lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 6:38 pm

LOL considering Im as close to a "redneck" as you gonna find, Rob, all I can say is Get the darn poem right!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 6:53 pm

Why what have I missed out? lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   2/12/2007, 9:44 pm

Pulled this off the net...
Btw shanks, rednecks don't have "true love's" it's "old lady" 🤣

On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    Some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    5 flannel shirts
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    6 cans of Spam
    5 flannel shirts
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    7 packs of Red Man
    6 cans of Spam
    5 flannel shirts
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    8 table dancers
    7 packs of Red Man
    6 cans of Spam
    5 flannel shirts
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    9 years probation
    8 table dancers
    7 packs of Red Man
    6 cans of Spam
    5 flannel shirts
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    tin of Copenhagen
    9 years probation
    8 table dancers
    7 packs of Red Man
    6 cans of Spam
    5 flannel shirts
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    11 rasslin' tickets
    tin of Copenhagen
    9 years probation
    8 table dancers
    7 packs of Red Man
    6 cans of Spam
    5 flannel shirts
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
    12 pack of Bud
    11 rasslin' tickets
    tin of Copenhagen
    9 years probation
    8 table dancers
    7 packs of Red Man
    6 cans of Spam
    5 flannel shirts
    4 big mud tires
    3 shotgun shells
    2 huntin' dawgs
    and some parts to a Mustang GT.
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   3/12/2007, 1:31 am

I just LOVE it when a woman is right.......

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   3/12/2007, 6:17 am

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I just LOVE it when a woman is right.......

Thats not very often. lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   3/12/2007, 7:04 am

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Jo wrote:
If you say so :-) Eric will always be King in an United fan's eyes.....

Do google search for Longshanks then? lol

OK - I will, tut tut, you are keeping me from work ;-)
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   3/12/2007, 7:05 am

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Jo wrote:
If you say so :-) Eric will always be King in an United fan's eyes.....

Do google search for Longshanks then? lol

OK - I will, tut tut, you are keeping me from work ;-)

Any excuse.lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   3/12/2007, 7:10 am

Absolutely!! - I did google it and I guess you are right :-) lol, also appears you have something to do with mens casual fashions and property acquisition too.... busy boy!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   3/12/2007, 8:51 am

I actually thought it was Cockney rhyming slang for W**nks!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   3/12/2007, 10:42 am

Ha - now that sounds apt!
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PostSubject: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style   4/12/2007, 1:50 am

That's just shanksy's interpretation :)








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