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Nat
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PostSubject: Women 101..   26/9/2007, 5:46 am

For all you guys who think we are a complicated bunch :)


Woman as explained by a Physicist:



Woman as explained by an Engineer:



Woman as explained by a mathematician:



Woman as explained by a radio operator:


Woman as explained by a military tactician:




How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Not rocket science neh!!!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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PostSubject: Re: Women 101..   26/9/2007, 7:32 am

yep...

thats us to a tee....

good how u managed to find the short version!! lol

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PostSubject: Re: Women 101..   26/9/2007, 7:53 am

so what your say is nat i'm going to be single for a long time
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PostSubject: Re: Women 101..   26/9/2007, 12:41 pm

you mean you have to ask that question G !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Women 101..   26/9/2007, 12:47 pm

you mean i am



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PostSubject: Re: Women 101..   26/9/2007, 12:48 pm

well i fixed my washing machine on my own today - who needs f**king blokes !!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Women 101..   26/9/2007, 12:51 pm

gay men ? :boggled:
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PostSubject: Re: Women 101..   26/9/2007, 12:53 pm

hey hey hey - there you go G, gaybar for you !!!!
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